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  • reddog
    06-25 01:09 PM
    Me and my group of friends have used this method and the photos look better than the Walgreen/CVS ones. And they are already on US passports/other stuff.

    http://www.dpchallenge.com/tutorial.php?TUTORIAL_ID=22 Photoshop/GIMP required.

    Another cheap place is Sams Club, if you dont have a digital camera(pun intended) they give 3 photos for 5 bucks.





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  • zCool
    04-01 06:02 PM
    I am waiting for 13 yrs! So frustration should not be excuse for law-breaking..
    Every criminal has some sob story in the back-end that can be used to justify murder, robbery etc etc..
    Anyways..
    You want help.. here goes..
    THERE IS NO LABOR SUBSTITUTION as of June 16 2007.
    If your old sub labor was used by someone else.. AND his GC is not approved yet THEN your company can revoke that 140 and get your 140 approved that way. IF on the other hand that original beneficiary got 485 filed and AC21 invoked then you are plain out of luck.
    I don't know what the heck this company B is talking abt, sending other labor etc.. I think they are pulling some stunt.. and basically lying!
    If you have an option.. change and work for a good employer.. GC and all will happen in due time..





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  • Sakthisagar
    05-19 09:27 AM
    That is really an irony.. Mexican President have to meet The President to initate CIR. so what bout our incompetent do nothing puppet Indian Prime Minister? Probably he was the first honoured in the White house did he spoke about Immigration, EB-immigration in particular. As an Indian citizen NRI's we have every right to ask him.

    I read a poem by V.Sundaram about our incompetent do nothing PM of India (


    We have a �powerless� Prime Minister
    Who often declares
    I know nothing about Spectrum Scam,
    I do nothing about Spectrum Scam,
    I do not know that I do nothing,
    I do not want to know,
    That I Know Nothing and Do Nothing,
    I do not want to know,
    That I do not want to do what I am not doing.

    Why should I know anything,
    When my supreme �Secular� leader,
    Omnipotent Omnipresent Omniscient,
    Mother Superior Super Star
    Anoints everything,
    Announces everything,
    Applauds everything,
    Approves everything,
    Knows everything,
    Detects everything,
    Directs everything ,
    Does everything.
    For you and me and all
    Is she not EVERYTHING?
    Pleads the Prime Minion Blue Turban :(





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  • Sreenuuk
    11-18 04:19 PM
    You can not do anything. You jsut need to call SSN office and find out the status, apart from that you can not do anything.



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  • GIC
    01-01 03:31 PM
    No FP yet. Called TSC N number of times. Opened SR long ago. Got SR response letter but no FP notice.


    I-485: July 2nd TSC
    Online ND: Sept 10,2007

    Filed July 2nd and no FP yet after two SRs. Not sure if we should be concerned!!!





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  • wandmaker
    11-27 03:41 PM
    bablata2007: What is the status of your 140?



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  • eastindia
    09-14 02:18 PM
    There are less than 1000 replies in the I-485 voting thread and no money is required...how do you plan to sell 20K tickets to only a few "active" members?

    I agree with you. On that thread people are complaining that they should not have to register to vote. How do you expect them to spend time taking out their credit card, entering the 16 digits using keyboard and hit the submit button really hard.

    You are asking Desis to give $10. Forget it. They would spend $10 on Mango Lassi for themselves.





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  • pandu_hawaldar
    10-05 12:47 PM
    I applied for AP for primary and secondary applicants on 09/17 at TSC (RD 09/24). Online update showed that AP for Primary applicant has been approved, but the secondary still shows under review. Today I received approved AP for the Primary applicant in mail, but nothing for secondary applicant yet. Why TSC is not approving both the APs at the same time? Last time, I got the both at the same time. Any idea or guidance please.....



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  • adreg
    06-05 08:41 AM
    My last annual H1B extension ritual (8th year) took 10 months. The corresponding H4 extension was approved in 1 month though. No RFEs etc. Go figure :)

    I am gearing up for this year's ritual again now -- hope its less than 10 months this year ..





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  • pd_recapturing
    11-01 07:42 PM
    This news might not be directly related to our cause but its very much relevant. Here also, they can come with similar results saying that out of all the IT jobs in US, x % have been gone to immigrants where x > 50. Opponents of our cause may use this gainst us.



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  • GC4US
    01-21 01:44 AM
    Can soneone help me with this question.....please....

    My husband is on H1B and I'm on Ead.....both of us have expired I-94 stamps.....we are planing to go to our home country this year...we want to apply for advance parole......my question is.....can we enter U.S both of us with AD?
    I read on Uscis website that you need to have personal reason in order to go to your country while I-485 is pending....and you have to prove your personal reason.....is that true....we want only to visit our parents.

    Thanks in advance!





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  • MArch172008
    05-22 07:26 PM
    I want to apply labour with another employer based on future employment and when that labour get approved for how many days it is valid, can i apply I 140 for that labour .

    Do i have to take transfer in order to apply for I 140 ?

    Can two I 140 process parallel ?

    Thanks for you all support..

    Keep up the Good job



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  • a_yaja
    03-19 11:26 AM
    For the folks (Ajju) who e-filed using a new SSN for their wives - and used the Paperless option: I understand that you have to put $0 for AGI, how about the PIN - should I (correctly) enter the PIN that was used for the 2006 filing OR does that have to change as well?
    I have e-filed using $0 and last year's PIN, waiting to see if that goes through. It's been rejected twice so far, since I was using non-zero AGI amount.

    Thanks!

    How would you put AGI = $0. Would not the AGI be calculated by the tax software? I used TaxACT to efile, and it calculated everything for me. I didn't have an option to enter the AGI anywhere. For e-file, the name/ SSN/ birthdate combination should match (or name/ ITIN/ birthdate if you are using ITIN) - that is the only requirement. The second part is the one where you either send in the 8453 OL form or you enter the exact amount from the 2006 returns (in which case you don't need to mail 8453 OL). I choose the 8453 OL route and I received my tax refund in exactly two weeks.





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  • grupak
    03-14 04:41 PM
    Infact I know one Texas member who has contributed a percentage of his tax return last year, and will be doing it again.

    BTW.. please explain what is this $600 rebate? I already filed my taxes myself, and maybe I missed this.

    Its part of Bush's stimulus package... I don't don't think anything is required on your part besides filing taxes. The rebates should be coming in around May according to NPR, if I am not mistaken. $600 per individual filing. In a joint filing $600 each for husband and wife, $300 for each kid (ceiling?)



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  • traveldoc
    09-10 02:24 PM
    Thanks txh1b. But my question is what if they reject the second AP saying that the first one was approved. Any thoughts on this?





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  • gandalf_gray
    06-02 10:27 AM
    It does seem that you will be out of status in the interim period. Can you go to your country on a vacation, come back on H1 and start your new job afresh?. If you can then I suggest you do that, if not I suggest you consult an attorney.

    NKR, thanks . I am considering that option.
    Can you please tell if I do the L1 Extension, will it NEGATE the approved H1 ?



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  • jthomas
    06-07 10:11 PM
    ....... But its better not to apply for any government aid if possible. There are many people who have applied for unemployement. It would be interesting to find out if they had issues during the 485 approval

    1. Unemployment benifit is not a goverment aid. Its a insurance which is deducted from every paycheck.
    2. Goverment aid has increased the insurance from almost 6 months to almost one year. However we are not qualified for the goverment aid. Unemployment benifit people have given be 28 weeks instead of 54 weeks (in CA). One of my friend in Mass (boston) got 30 weeks instead of 59 weeks. So in this case they automatically remove us from goverment benifits.

    Apply or not its your personal choice. Research about it from good sources and if you wish apply for it.

    Secondly, Unemployment insurance is around 450 to 650 dollars a week and depends on the state. If you decide to apply for it then please think about CONTRIBUTING some dollars to IV.





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  • sixburgh
    06-28 04:09 PM
    Why did they allow me (my lawyer) to renew H1 status then?
    Lawyer just received the h1 approval, you know?
    And I too received my wife's H4.





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  • msp1976
    03-09 05:01 PM
    Not sure what you meant by your statement "screwed either way"
    Also, please let me know what does EB2 ROW means. Thanks!


    Without immigration reform Cannot file I-485 application...Wait for 7/8 years at least.to get green card finally..

    ROW is rest of world....All countries except India/China

    The EB3 date 'porting' might work....In EB2 your date would get current and you would be fine...
    http://travel.state.gov/visa/frvi/bulletin/bulletin_3143.html





    gc_buddy
    04-04 05:24 AM
    There is a substantial amount of financial adjustments required. Infact that is the reason why it is being delayed.


    Just to add, The Ability to Pay must be provided as of the priority date and continue until such time you recieve legal residance. If you are making fianancial adjustments as of today they may not be of much use..Just make sure of this when you or your employer makes financial adjustments..





    jmafonseca
    November 9th, 2004, 10:02 AM
    Hi Mats, thanks for the ellaborate reply.

    I do believe it's a software problem, at least I'm hoping it is because I can't believe Nikon's hardware broke down with not much use and only after 6 months.

    1) I've reset the camera in the 2 ways explained on the manual. The 2-button reset which is a "soft" reset and the hard one through the small hidden button underneath the camera. Both failed.

    2) I left it without the main battery for a couple of days, no luck. I don't know if the D70 has another hidden battery, I'd be glad to test removing it though if someone does know where.

    3) This is the most likely scenario IMHO. There must be a way to reprogram the camera, reset it completely and it'll probably work after this.

    Or there could be a keylock function that is keeping me from accessing the camera completely, but this does not seem to be a feature.

    Thanks for your reply. If anyone else has any ideas it'll be truly appreciated.